What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.


kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings




No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

"Niall do you know any jokes? It’s either that or get naked", Houston TX 8/22/14

“The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.” ― Niall Horan

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord


One of these days I’ll just own it and be myself…no excuses.

Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
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